"Neymar" embarks on a scintillating run down the touchline (Image: AP)
The Colombian town of Nobsa celebrated the imminent start to the World Cup by staging a soccer match played entirely by sheep.
Split into two teams — one representing Colombia and the other World Cup hosts Brazil — the sheep were dressed in customized jerseys and named in honor of the actual stars that will take the field in a week’s time.
According to the AP, roughly 500 “beer-soused” spectators showed up to watch the four-legged footballers, who were “trained for two weeks to recognize and kick a foam soccer ball through a rustic goalpost made of wooden logs.”
Judging from the AP’s “official” match report, the sheep could have benefited from a longer training camp:
The hard work was little in evidence, though. Sheep are highly social animals, seeking safety from predators in large herds, and their shepherd handlers had to keep pulling on ropes tied to the animals’ necks to keep the bleating players scattered and moving so they wouldn’t end up munching lazily on what grass remained on the improvised pitch.
Thankfully, The Guardian has dug up footage of this sporting spectacle, which the Colombia sheep won, 4-3:
Let’s hope the real action we’ll see in Brazil won’t be this baaaaaaad.
(h/t The Big Lead)