Norwegian 8th Division club’s tempting offer to David Beckham

Hey you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take right?

Let’s have a round of applause for Orn Kristiania, the perhaps least recognizable club on the planet, for its downright hilarious contract offer to David Beckham during this transfer window.

After reviewing the letter, how Becks could possibly choose Paris over Kristiania is beyond me. I mean listen, anytime you can secure a single Kristiania coat button you have to do it.

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Call us immature, call us what you want. But this might have been the highlight of the transfer deadline.

You stay classy, Norwich fans!

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Brek Shea showing off his new kit (and bed hair)

He may have been pulled out of a little nap for his photo op, but Brek Shea is officially a Stoke City player! Congrats Brek!

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As you follow the latest transfer deals on Fox Soccer, check out this video! It features the likely movers and shakers in the transfer window with a comical twist.

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Transfer deadline day

To follow all the latest done deals and rumors on Fox Soccer as the transfer deadline day hots up click here.

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Balotelli completes move to AC Milan

Mario Balotelli completed his much anticipated move to AC Milan today, following long talks with the clubs hierarchy. Bad boy Balotelli sported a New York Knicks cap on his way to sealing the deal!

But the buck doesn’t stop there. According to a report from the BBC, fans rioted outside a restaurant while the Italian superstar enjoyed chicken nuggets and chips with Milan’s chief Adriano Galliani (video footage provided below):

For more information on the controversial figure’s transfer click here.