30
Nov

Omar Gonzalez plays the saxophone in his underpants

Your eyes are not deceiving you. That really is a half-naked Omar Gonzalez busting out George Michael’s “Careless Whisper” sax solo in the middle of the wilderness, on Thanksgiving no less.

The same man who celebrated the USA clinching a World Cup spot by chugging a bottle of Bud Light just knows how to get a party started.

And we know what we’re thankful for. Happy Thanksgiving weekend, indeed.

28
Nov

#TBT: The biggest Turkey there ever was

Tomislav Piplica is a legend in Germany, for all the wrong reasons.

The video above will explain. It’s the kind of clip that will make you re-evaluate what is truly possible in life. And it’s perfect for Turkey Day, as he might be one of the biggest the sport has ever seen.

Care for seconds?

Check out this compilation of Piplica’s greatest misses, which will only make you irrationally mad that he somehow lasted an entire six seasons in the Bundesliga.

Right? How mad are you right now? Legend.

28
Nov

Happy Thanks-GIF-ing!

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Thanksgiving is a time for family, friends, and appreciating how well we have it, not to mention the fattest day of the year. In honor of this this day, we’ll run down a list of things that we are thankful for this year, as told through GIFs.

We’re thankful for:

Ronaldo being in top form…

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…and getting some help from his friends

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Zlatan (duh)

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Jurgen Klopp, the most fun manager in soccer…

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…except when he’s angry

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Puyol’s split

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The Snow Bowl…

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…FA Cup upsets…

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…and Champions League classics

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Mario Balotelli finally being happy…

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…we mean really happy

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Sticking it to the refs

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The ‘Harlem Shake’ (it was fun while it lasted, don’t lie)

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Celebrating the end of legendary eras…

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…and not-so-legendary ones

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YOU! Our great fans

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(Sorry, wrong one)

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The occasional, technical difficulties…

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…and on field difficulties…

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…and whatever this was:

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That the World Cup is in Brazil next year…

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…and that Neymar will be in it

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And Zlatan, one more time, because he won’t :(

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