Uh oh. Mario Balotelli is officially on Twitter

Cucù!!Io e lucky presenti!! twitter.com/FinallyMario/s…

— Mario balotelli (@FinallyMario)

May 16, 2013

Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

The man, the myth, the legend, Mario Balotelli is finally on Twitter. Our only advice: take cover.

Within just six hours of posting his first tweet (above), Balotelli amassed well over 100,000 followers, including famous players such as Ronaldinho and Neymar, and the number rises every second. All that despite still having that lame egg avatar as his profile picture!

Someone needs to teach Mario how to use this thing before Twitter explodes.

May

Mario Balotelli takes aim at golf cart

When it comes to Mario Balotelli’s antics, this is certainly one of his more tame incidents.

During a team training session, the AC Milan star turned his attention from taking shots on goal to chipping the ball at a golf cart driving by. Neither strike comes close to hitting the cart (it’s a good thing he’s better aiming at the net, then).

We’ve got a feeling Balotelli may never outgrow his jokester ways, but as long as it’s all fun and games and no one gets hurt, we’ll continue to be amused.

H/T 101GG

Mar

Mario Balotelli carried his fine form since returning to AC Milan over to Italy’s national team, scoring this fine strike in a friendly match against Brazil! The score tied the game between the two world powers at 2-2, which is how it ended.

Can anyone stop Super Mario at the moment? Doesn’t look like it.

Feb

Celebrate!