Robbie Keane won’t stop scoring golazos


We’re starting to sound like a broken record, but Robbie Keane is scoring ridiculous goals again.

Keane goes for power and precision this time with a clean side-footed volley into the bottom corner. Nuts.

He then proceeds to bust out the “Russell Crowe in Gladiator” pose:

Are you not entertained?

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Robbie Keane scores stunning chip vs NY Red Bulls


The LA Galaxy’s Robbie Keane reached deep into his bag of tricks on Sunday to score an incredible chip against NY Red Bulls. Watch as the 34-year-old striker freezes defender Roy Miller and chips it over Luis Robles in one fluid, sexy motion:

If I had a dollar every time Keane wowed MLS with one of his spectacular goals, well, I probably wouldn’t be managing this blog still.

Like, remember Keane’s chip vs Chivas? That was only a month ago. And now he’s done it again!

As Taylor Twellman said, “Stop it!”

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LA Galaxy’s Robbie Keane provides ugliest assist of all time

Robbie Keane tallied the perhaps worst assist you’ll ever see Saturday night vs the Vancouver Whitecaps.

The LA Galaxy forward completely fluffed a shot in the penalty area, but the ball somehow trickled over to Marcelo Sarvas, who slotted it home. Keane even turned away in disgust after his whiff, but now he’s got another assist on his stat sheet:

Just how he drew it up!

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The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge is everywhere and it’s wonderful

You’ve probably seen your Facebook feed full of videos of friends, family, celebrities and athletes all dumping buckets of ice-cold water over their heads. It’s the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, and it’s taking over social media.

In case you’ve been living under a rock, it goes like this: If you are challenged by a friend who has just doused themselves in freezing water, and you either don’t accept, or fail to post your video within 24 hours, you must donate cash to ALS research. Simple enough.

The movement has taken off, and has raised more than $1 million since it kicked off on July 29th. And of course, many soccer players and coaches have gotten involved. Here are a few of our favorites.

The important thing to note in Portland Timbers coach Caleb Porter’s challenge is his call-out to Pep Guardiola, handshake motion and all. Well done, Mr. Porter. You’re up, Pep.

Next up, Real Salt Lake goalkeeper Nick Rimando. We think his kid’s enjoyed this quite a bit.

And the hands-down winner comes from Robbie Keane. There is just so much going on here, and we have so many questions, but it’s better to just no dwell on them and watch:

Cole the latest Chelsea star linked with Major League Soccer


Jermain Defoe’s protracted move to Toronto seems to be the continuation of a new trend in soccer transfers - with players being linked to moves between the Premier League and MLS almost constantly.

LA Galaxy stars Landon Donovan and Robbie Keane have recently been linked to loan moves to the so-called ‘biggest league in the world’, as has Seattle Sounders midfielder Clint Dempsey.

This next rumor is a biggy, though. According to one of the Sunday newspapers over in the UK, Champions League winner and England and Chelsea star Ashley Cole is being eyed up by two MLS sides for a summer switch.

Find out who and take a look at the rest of the day’s rumors in today’s Paper Chase.


The ICC came, saw, and conquered Dodger Stadium


Think back to a time when there were no preseason tournaments, no trophies to play for on baseball fields, and clubs simply resorted to friendlies against cupcake opponents as way to get ready for the season. How dull!

Thanks to the International Champions Cup (ICC), Los Angeles became the latest of US cities to host the newest — and really the most compelling — of preseason competitions. On Saturday night, it did not disappoint.

Four teams from four countries — Real Madrid, Juventus, Everton, and the hometown LA Galaxy — offered fans an entertaining night of soccer and, more importantly, the unique opportunity to see their favorite players in the flesh. While some preseason fixtures fall flat due to teams’ unwillingness to trot out their best sides, the International Champions Cup delivered.


Cristiano Ronaldo, Tim Howard, Andrea Pirlo and Landon Donovan all played at least one half to the clear approval of the fans. Every Ronaldo step-over was greeted with a rising ensemble of “ooh’s” and “aah’s.” USA chants rang out every time Howard touched the ball, and ladies in every section fainted at the sight of Pirlo’s herculean beard (okay, that last part was made up. Maybe. You really can’t be sure.)

The fans’ enthusiasm at Dodger Stadium was heard and felt throughout the night, and the players returned the favor with some fine showmanship. Ronaldo’s bravado was on full display, Howard made some truly outstanding saves, and the late consolation match between Juventus and LA was a high-energy affair thanks to LA taking the play to the Italian champions. In other words: the fans most definitely got their money’s worth.


The tournament also provided some unintentionally funny moments;  Galaxy defender Omar Gonzalez celebrating his goal against Gigi Buffon as if it was a World Cup final; the referee getting booed mercilessly for cutting a half 30 seconds short; Real Madrid’s Kaka — merely a rotation player now — receiving by far the loudest cheers of the night. It were those quirky moments within the competition that reminded us it’s still the preseason (well, except for LA). Yet, they also added to the charm of the International Champions Cup.

In the end, there will be one champion lifting up a trophy. But to the fans, the media, and maybe even some of the players, Saturday night could be summed up by one thought: is the preseason supposed to be this much fun?



Ode to Robbie Keane

When Mike Magee scored his third goal of the match for the LA Galaxy on Sunday, completing his hat trick, he added a little extra to his celebration.

The unstoppable forward did a somersault and put his index fingers to the sky, seeming to imitate the post-goal antics of teammate Robbie Keane. It turns out that Magee attempted the celebration to give thanks to his strike partner.

“[Keane] had a part in all three of my goals. That was my makeshift, last-second try to do a Robbie Keane celebration. I had no idea what I was doing. It was a little bit of a thank you to him for having something to do with all three of them,” Magee said after the 4-0 Galaxy win.

It wasn’t pretty, but certainly a fun moment to cap a dominant performance from the forward. Clearly his efforts with his feet were stellar in the match, but he didn’t rate his own ode to Keane well.

“It felt terrible. It felt absolutely terrible. That’ll be the last time I do it. That’ll be all the thanks he’ll get,” Magee said. “Won’t say it verbally though.”

When asked how he thought Magee did in his copy-cat attempt, the Irish striker didn’t hesitate in his reply.

“Terrible,” Keane said. “He obviously saw the real one after.”

And Magee, along with his teammates and the crowd at the Home Depot Center, did indeed see the flawless execution of Keane’s trademark celebration.


As part of our “Best of MLS 2012” week, we count down the best goals of the year. After sifting though dozens of spectacular finishes, we’ll share our favorite seven, one each day, until revealing the Goal of the Year next Thursday. Enjoy!

Starting things off at No. 7: LA Galaxy's Robbie Keane with a superb volley against Real Salt Lake, his 15th goal of the season.