Eat French, Paris Saint-Germain style


Want to take a bite out of your favorite PSG star? Now you can, sort of.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Thiago Silva, Yohan Cabaye, Blaise Matuidi and Thiago Motta are now fronting a variety of PSG-themed snacks.

So if you’re a fan of “salt petals,” Silva is your man.

And Zlatan will be your new friend when you’re snacking on crispy cheese.

Probably the most entertaining of the player/flavor pairings is Yohan Cabaye, or, should we quote his former manager Joe Kinnear and say “Yohan Kebab?”

Never one to miss a marketing opportunity, the team is also promoting Panasonic electric razors. 

Don’t all professional footballers shave in their team kits?

(h/t Who Ate All The Pies, Image: PSG)


Zlatan praises Matuidi wonder goal

Blaise Matuidi scored a ridiculous goal for France in their friendly against the Netherlands yesterday. The entire soccer world took notice, and for good reason.

The best way to describe it is a no-look spinning scissor kick, but it’s better if you just watch it:

The stunning strike even caught the attention of PSG teammate and soccer god Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

Only Zlatan can get away with talking in third person while complimenting another player. Because Zlatan does what Zlatan wants.