One in, one out at Goodison Park?

Manchester is top of the news agenda for obvious reasons, with both clubs undergoing a change of manager - one voluntary and one not so. David Moyes is thought to be planning a few moves for Everton players, the latest being England defender Phil Jagielka. What’s more, Valencia forward Roberto Soldado is worried that his move to Goodison Park could be in jeopardy because of the changes at the top. We’ve got loads more rumors in today’s edition of Paper Chase, especially on Manchester City, United and Wayne Rooney, so click here for all the gossip.

Apr

Report: Adil Rami sustained injuries performing Gangnam Style dance

According to multiple reports, Valencia’s defender Adil Rami sustained injuries dancing to Gangnam Style at a charity concert earlier this month. The French player reportedly suffered blisters which caused him to miss training sessions and Valencia’s match against La Liga side Espanyol last week.

Valencia supporters were not pleased with the news, going so far as demanding that Rami return his salary to the club. ‘It’s a joke – he has let his teammates down and should give back the money,’ wrote one angry Valencia fan on a web forum.

It remains to be seen which is more embarrassing: the fact Rami injured himself dancing or the fact that he was caught rocking to Psy’s internet sensation.

Here is footage of Rami’s infamous dance and injury:

Mar

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Nov

Earlier we posted a clip of Malaga’s Isco making Valencia look absolutely foolish.

Well today, it was Valencia’s Adil Rami who did the foo-foo-foo-foo-fooooolin in his side’s Copa del Rey match versus Segunda Division side Llagostera.

Poor keeper clearly just wants to hop on a Southwest plane after Rami scores on him from HIS OWN HALF!

Nov

We apologize profusely for missing this incredible display of skill by Malaga’s Isco over the weekend in La Liga. Watch as Isco somehow gets away from three Valencia defenders by juggling the ball along the sideline.