Just look at the form - and those kicks. Perfect. (Photo: Action Images)
Most pitch invaders storm the field in hopes of hugging their favorite player, or snapping selfies with as many stars as possible.
But on the opening day of the Premier League, one fan took a different route, and elected to show off his football skills. He saw the opportune moment as Spurs lined up to take a free kick and pounced with lightning quick speed.
Christian Eriksen looked just devastated that the strike didn’t go in. And to be honest, his ensuing free kick wasn’t any better than the pitch invader’s attempt.
Maybe Blackpool should consider giving the fan a call.
Wondering where it all went wrong (unless you’re a Man City fan) for your Premier League team? Was it “lots of own goals and red cards” that did your team in? Maybe it was spending “£27.5 on a giraffe in a wig” that was the final nail in the coffin?
The fine folks at Project Babb have put together a convenient little flowchart to help answer these questions and make sense of one of the craziest EPL seasons of recent memory.
(h/t Project Babb)
Holtby goes down quicker than a house of cards. (Image: Reuters)
Tottenham Hotspur lifer Ledley King gave his testimonial match on Monday night, with the likes of Teddy Sheringham, Edgar Davids and Dimitar Berbatov (duh) among the Ledley Guest XI.
The highlight of the game, however, belonged to an active Spur - Lewis Holtby, who was busy spending the past few months on loan getting relegated with Fulham.
At some point in the match, the Germany midfielder decided to lighten the mood by slide-tackling referee Howard Webb to the ground, no doubt living out the fantasy of hundreds of players the world over:
Playing along, Webb got up and shoved Holtby to the ground for a little revenge, but the German still drew the last laugh from the audience by then taking a dramatic dive.
Some good-natured fun at the end of a not-so-fun campaign for Spurs fans!
Is the Tottenham Hotspur social media team at it again? Or is this just a strange case of cyber coincidence.
Check out the following Tweet sent out by the club on Friday, and see if you notice anything peculiar:
— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial)May 9, 2014
Find it? The Bitly shortlink to poor Tim Sherwood’s likely last-ever pre-match interview includes the not-so-subtle message "Saq me."
You couldn’t make this stuff up! Or could you?
There is a very small chance Bitly really did spew out that series of random letters for the link, but based on some very recent history, we have our suspicions that this is a cruel joke at their own manager’s expense.
Just last week, Tottenham had to apologize to Liverpool for tweeting out the following Vine, which openly mocked the Reds’ throwing away the Premiership:
You’re on a roll, Spurs social media team. That, or you’re all fired. One of the two.
Thursday wasn’t a great day for Tottenham, having had their Europa League dreams essentially dashed by Benfica in a 3-1 loss.
The already-tense affair grew even more testy after Luisao scored his second goal of the contest. Benfica boss Jorge Jesus celebrated by throwing up three fingers, which appeared to be in the direction of the Tottenham technical area.
Spurs manager Tim Sherwood caught sight of it and took exception. At one point it looks as though Sherwood even squared Jesus up before thinking better of it. The world’s tiniest fourth official then stood between the managers as they shouted at each other, and cooler heads finally prevailed.
After the match, Jesus pleaded his innocence, saying: “I was saying ’number three, Luisao. Number three.’ That’s his own problem if he felt like that.”
Sherwood was unamused and accused Jesus of lacking class. “I thought his team were very good and showed a lot of class. It’s just a shame their manager didn’t,” Sherwood said.
"Waving goodbye like that? It lacks class. Why would anyone do that? He’s got a good side, of course he has, but not for me thank you. I have no intention of speaking to him.”
We can’t wait to see what the second leg has in store next week at Lisbon.
Something to cheer for
Sherwood’s happy dance
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