It’s been more than a month since the infamous moment in Manchester United’s loss at Old Trafford to Swansea. No, it wasn’t the loss itself.
It was what appeared to be bird poop flying into Ashley Young’s mouth.
There was much speculation at the time about whether it was actually bird poop, or perhaps a loogie, or something else disgusting that no one would want flying into their mouth.
It turns out, Ashley Young still doesn’t know what hit him, either.
Bless whoever put the pigeon above his locker.
(H/T Who Ate All The Pies)