There’s never been a shortage of jokes about former England international Emile Heskey. But the long-standing and most heard was a quip about a cow’s arse and a banjo.
Basically, that he couldn’t hit one with the other.
There are many claims that have been made about Heskey, but this one, it turns out, isn’t true.
Finally, that line can be retired.
(H/T Daily Mail)