Michael Ballack confirms that white people can’t dance

Michael Essien’s “Game of Hope” event in Ghana allowed for some letting loose at a dinner banquet, with several pro players in attendance showing off their dance moves.

There was Emmanuel Adebayor stealing the show. Djibril Cisse and Essien, too, were breaking it down.

Then, out of nowhere, in comes Michael Ballack. who, well… who tries.


Djibril Cisse launches men’s fragrance line


Image by Djibril Cisse.

Jordan. Beckham. P Diddy. Trump. Banderas. And Cisse?

Queens Park Rangers striker Djibril Cisse recently launched his own fragrance named “Mr Lenior Djibril Cisse” described as “woody, spicy and amber, from a blend of notes of bergamot, lavender, black pepper, cashmere wood, cardamom, labdanum, patchoili, vanilla and musk.”

Interesting. With a whopping £58 (over $90) price tag, we wonder if Cisse’s line can cure QPR’s stench at Loftus Road. Can’t hurt really, as QPR’s currently in the midst of a Premier League relegation dog fight.