The Rapids announced a spectacular return to their roots Tuesday (Image: Colorado Rapids)
It’s April 1st, so we all know to take every breaking news item with a huge grain of salt, right?
We certainly hope so, or there’s a good chance you were that person that frantically forwarded the following MLS stories along to friends and colleagues, along with an oblivious, “OMG! Have you seen THIS?”
Up first: Orlando City SC, who re-branded themselves the “Manatees” today:
— Orlando City SC (@OrlandoCitySC)April 1, 2014
#GoSeaCows, indeed. Who needs another sports team nicknamed “The Lions” anyways? Booooring.