13
May

Fabio Coentrao’s mistake on Saturday is almost too good to be true.

Coentrao took his place on the Real Madrid bench for the match against Espanyol, and on most days, there would be nothing unusual with that. But on Saturday, he wasn’t in the match-day squad.

Goalkeeper Iker Casillas gives Coentrao a double take, but even after he explains the situation to the Portugal defender it just doesn’t seem to sink in that he is not supposed to be there. Even Jose Mourinho gets a good laugh out of his blunder, and let’s face it, smiles have been in short supply at Madrid lately.

Cristiano Ronaldo’s reaction says all you need to know about what he thinks about Coentrao — even he knows his close friend isn’t too bright sometimes.

10
May

Couple proves love conquers all, even Messi vs Ronaldo debate

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In a massive group wedding in China, 688 couples were married in total, with one couple standing out from the rest. In this particular marriage, the groom wore a Cristiano Ronaldo jersey while the bride wore a Lionel Messi jersey.

This is easily riskier and more forbidden than Romeo and Juliet’s relationship. These two lovebirds have crossed all kinds of cultural and geographical lines and are putting their true Real Madrid and Barcelona fandom to the test.

Here’s hoping they can keep their marriage intact after the next El Clasico.

H/T Dirty Tackle

24
Apr

The many hairstyles of Cristiano Ronaldo

To say Real Madrid superstar Cristiano Ronaldo cares about his appearance would be the understatement of the century. When you are one of the best players on the planet, however, you can pretty much do whatever you want.

From Sporting CP to his days at Old Trafford to his time with Real Madrid, he has tried out many a different styles. It would be a fair assumption to say that his hairstylist is one of the highest paid people in their profession.

Only time will tell which style he will unleash for their Champions league semifinal match vs. Borussia Dortmund, but it’s a safe bet he won’t touch the pitch before there’s gel in his hair.

21
Mar

Ronaldo receives his 2nd Ballon d’O….oh wait it’s just a cake

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Still mad about losing a fourth straight Ballon d’Or?

Cristiano Ronaldo was presented with a custom-made Ballon d’Or cake at the Portuguese national team’s training facility in Obidos, a sweet reminder that he’s still Number 1in the hearts of Portuguese bakers everywhere.

No news yet on whether or not Lionel Messi has broken into the facility and stepped on the cake.

5
Mar

Ronaldo, Modric knock United out of Champions League

Today’s clash of the giants saw Real Madrid advance past United into the quarterfinals of the Champions League. 

After United went in front thanks to an own goal, the complexion of the tie changed completely after Nani’s controversial red card (see below).

Moments later, Luka Modric claimed the goal of the day with this stunning strike off the inside of the post that tied the match at 1-1. Just minutes afterwards, Ronaldo (it had to be him) claimed the game-winner: