Gareth Bale issued speeding ticket for brilliant solo goal

The local police in Valencia have quite the sense of humor. After Gareth Bale score his absurdly amazing solo goal to give Real Madrid the Copa del Rey trophy, the cops issued him a fake but totally hilarious speeding ticket.

Well played, Valencia cops.

Not only that, but there’s some great humor in the details as well.


Registration: 11
Class: Much
Scores: and assists
Model: Not at the moment

And because you know you want to watch it again, the goal that prompted the clever ticket:

H/T r/soccer


Uh-oh! Gareth Bale moves into Kaka’s old mansion, Ronaldo’s neighborhood

by Thomas Hautmannimage Photo: Twitter/@marinagranziera
Clearly, Gareth Bale doesn’t believe in bad omens.
Weeks after becoming the world’s most expensive player ever, Bale has  agreed to rent the former Madrid home of Kaka, who, you know, happens to be arguably the biggest transfer flop in the history of Real Madrid.

According to the Daily Mail, Bale will pay landlord Kaka £10,000 ($16,000) per month to rent his mansion, which is valued at £6.5 million ($10.4 million). The two-story, four-bedroom house includes a gym, indoor pool, two utility rooms, several terraces and a six-car garage, a perfect space for stash all that cash.

Bale’s neighbors will include Real Madrid teammates Iker Casillas, Karim Benzema, Sergio Ramos. Cristiano Ronaldo also lives in the neighborhood, but he is reportedly trying to sell his $7 million mansion.

Hmm, wonder why.



Gareth Bolt? Real Madrid star clocked at 25mph


Image: Getty

Is the world’s most expensive footballer also the world’s fastest?

New Real Madrid star Gareth Bale insists he hasn’t yet reached his top fitness levels, but a radar gun tells a quite different story. According to Spanish TV station La Sexta, Bale was clocked sprinting at 40 kmh in last Sunday’s draw with Villarreal. That’s almost 25 mph, or just 2 mph behind Usain Bolt at his world record speed!

(H/T Daily Mail)


Gareth Bale scores on Real Madrid debut


$137 million man Gareth Bale didn’t waste any time trying to prove his worth to his new club, scoring on the very first shot he attempted as a member of Real Madrid.

It wasn’t a trademark Bale screamer reminiscent of his Tottenham days — good times, good times — but for the most expensive signing of all-time, any goal will do to quell early skepticism and disdain of the blockbuster deal. Here’s Bale’s goal, which at the time drew Real level 1-1 with Villareal:

It wasn’t a dream debut by any means — Bale’s pass accuracy was a lousy 64%, and Madrid did, after all, fail to grab three points — but at the end of the day, Bale’s contributions will first and foremost be measured in goals.

Whether or not he can match Cristiano Ronaldo’s mind-boggling run of scoring an average of one goal per game (as of Saturday, 203 goals in 203 matches for Real) remains to be seen, but so far, so good.

(Image: REUTERS/Heino Kalis)


Southampton missed out on 25% of Gareth Bale’s record transfer fee!


Hindsight, as they say, is 20/20.

Southampton fans, you might want to look away.

When the Saints sold a relatively unknown teenager named Gareth Bale to Tottenham in 2007, there was a sell-on clause in his transfer that guaranteed Southampton a 25% stake in any future transfer fee for the Welsh player. After Real Madrid dished out a reported world record fee of $132 million, that would seem like fantastic news to Saints fans.


Unfortunately, just a year after selling Bale to Spurs, Southampton found themselves short on cash and chose to waive the clause in place for a lump sum of roughly $4 million plus a young goalkeeping prospect named Tommy Forecast (he’s never been heard from again). Not quite the estimated $33 million they would have netted this weekend.

Of course, nobody could’ve foreseen Bale to garner a world record transfer fee just five years after leaving St Mary’s, but just knowing this minor detail will be sure to cause Southampton fans some grief today!



(H/T The Mirror)


It’s official! Bale joins Real Madrid, thanks Spurs


After an endless, dragged-out transfer saga between Tottenham Hotspur and Real Madrid, the confirmation we’ve all been waiting for finally came on Sunday. At 2:01pm ET time, Real Madrid’s official Twitter account finally announced the completed deal for Gareth Bale.

Bale has signed a six-year deal with the Spanish giants according to the club’s website. He will be presented at the Bernabéu stadium on Monday.

Bale also released a personal statement on Tottenham Hotspur’s website, in which he speaks fondly of his time in London:

I have had six very happy years at Tottenham but it’s the right time to say goodbye. We’ve had some special times together over the years and I’ve loved every minute of it.I would like to thank everyone at the Club, the Chairman, Board, staff, coaches and players – and most of all the fantastic fans who I hope will understand this amazing career opportunity.

I am not sure there is ever a good time to leave a club where I felt settled and was playing the best football of my career to date.  I know many players talk of their desire to join the club of their boyhood dreams, but I can honestly say, this is my dream come true.

I am well aware that I would not be at the level I am today were it not for firstly Southampton and then Spurs standing by me during some of the tougher times and affording me the environment and support they have.

Tottenham will always be in my heart and I’m sure that this season will be a successful one for them.  I am now looking forward to the next exciting chapter in my life, playing football for Real Madrid.

So there you have it. If you’re not a disappointed Spurs fan, you can now congratulate the new Real Madrid signing by using the #WelcomeBale hashtag. Or spill your hatred, either or.