26
Sep

'Transfer-listed' Rami alerts Premier League giants

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Adil Rami’s future is uncertain following Valencia’s alleged decision to transfer-list the French defender in the wake of his criticism of coach Miroslav Djukic. Arsenal and Manchester City are thought to be monitoring events closely. We’ve also got the latest on Chelsea midfielder Juan Mata - as you can imagine there’s a lit of clubs as long as your arm waiting to ounce should the Spanish midfielder become available. Click here for these stories and more in today’s edition of Paper Chase. 

20
Apr

Report: Adil Rami sustained injuries performing Gangnam Style dance

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According to multiple reports, Valencia’s defender Adil Rami sustained injuries dancing to Gangnam Style at a charity concert earlier this month. The French player reportedly suffered blisters which caused him to miss training sessions and Valencia’s match against La Liga side Espanyol last week.

Valencia supporters were not pleased with the news, going so far as demanding that Rami return his salary to the club. ‘It’s a joke – he has let his teammates down and should give back the money,’ wrote one angry Valencia fan on a web forum.

It remains to be seen which is more embarrassing: the fact Rami injured himself dancing or the fact that he was caught rocking to Psy’s internet sensation.

Here is footage of Rami’s infamous dance and injury:

28
Nov

Earlier we posted a clip of Malaga’s Isco making Valencia look absolutely foolish.

Well today, it was Valencia’s Adil Rami who did the foo-foo-foo-foo-fooooolin in his side’s Copa del Rey match versus Segunda Division side Llagostera.

Poor keeper clearly just wants to hop on a Southwest plane after Rami scores on him from HIS OWN HALF!