Wayne Rooney, you’ve got some competition.
It comes in the form of a player in the S.League, Fabian Kwok. The goalkeeper on the opposing team clears the ball right to the Geylang International FC midfielder. We can only imagine what his coach thought of what happened next.
Fabian, what are you doing? You can’t score from there. That’s silly. Stop that. Just settle it and find a teammate.
You’re shooting it? What are you doing?! YOU WON’T SCOR…
…OH MY GOD IT WENT IN.
Feel free to watch this a few times to really let it sink in. We did.