PSG star Zlatan Ibrahimovic will be celebrating his birthday this Thursday, and just in time for the occasion, Parisian restaurant Doddy’s Cafe has decided to add a big-mouth burger to their menu dedicated to the big, mouthy Swede.
Twice the size and twice as expensive as the restaurant’s other burgers — as Zlatan is to most strikers — the burger is, in the restaurant’s own words, “so big even Chuck Norris couldn’t fit it in his mouth.” In short, it’s a lot to handle. Again, kind of like Zlatan himself.
The Guardian provided the mouth-watering details of this God-king of burgers:
The burger, just like the PSG forward, is a commanding presence, combining 600 grams [over 1.3lbs] of mince beef with onions, bacon and three types of cheese including cheddar, Emmental and Auvergne blue, all contained in a giant bun that has been specially made for the restaurant.
Restaurant manager Jean-Philippe Grandin hopes that the mighty Zlatan himself will come in to try his burger sometime. That is, of course, after he devours some more Ligue 1 defenders first. But mere mortals, too, are encouraged to tackle the Zlatan.
"I’d recommend this burger to everyone. It truly has the strength and power of Zlatan Ibrahimovic," Grandin’s assistant Kelly told The Guardian.
Side effects to finishing the massive, €29.90 ($40.50) burger — which only seven people have accomplished so far — reportedly include an overwhelming sense of confidence, sudden urges to criticize former colleagues and a tendency to refer to oneself in third person.