Several weeks ago, AC Milan star Mario Balotelli claimed he wanted to buy himself a pet. Not a dog, nor a cat, not even a hamster. No, Balotelli told the world he wanted himself a pig.
Guess he wasn’t just blowing smoke:
Finally my little pig arrived! She is only 2 month old! Is a she but i called her SUPER! ;-) pic.twitter.com/6rMaRE9wox— Mario Balotelli (@FinallyMario)
Clever name choice, Mario. I see what you did there.
Only questions we have for you are:
Will “Super” be sporting a mohawk soon? And how is your fiancée going to feel having to fight for your attention with, well, a pig?
Actually, on second thought, if she keeps wearing things like that, I don’t think she’ll have a problem.