It’s happened…Mario Balotelli bought himself a pet pig

August 9th, 2013
 

Several weeks ago, AC Milan star Mario Balotelli claimed he wanted to buy himself a pet. Not a dog, nor a cat, not even a hamster. No, Balotelli told the world he wanted himself a pig.

Guess he wasn’t just blowing smoke:

Clever name choice, Mario. I see what you did there.

Only questions we have for you are:

Will “Super” be sporting a mohawk soon? And how is your fiancée going to feel having to fight for your attention with, well, a pig?

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Actually, on second thought, if she keeps wearing things like that, I don’t think she’ll have a problem.

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    His fiancé is hot
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    I am not alone! I can’t wait to have my pet pig
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